Editor in Chef: Monsui
Special Issue 2
Service Cancelled
Earlier today the Salad Senate was forced to disband under continuing pressure of being unable to resolve issues between mambers. Major complaints were of constant yelling at members from elemental Shaman Salmacis. Tank Dralfir was sited as being to much of a smartass for many members to deal with.
Priest Saintjim was cited as being power hungry and constantly trying to take over while the team was working through the heart of fear, while the other tank Stillup was questioned about why he could not live up to his name but failed to answer because he was on another corpse run. Booning spent most of the raid yelling at Suxian for having such poor heals yet the complaints coming in from some of the raid members claim that he was even below Hunteress in heals when she broke out a few linen bandages to help out.
The Hunter Salmek was trying to defend his outright thievery of Slamacis's name but was failing miserably. When asked for comment about the raid drama Slickrock failed to respond because he was to busy watching baseball for the fantasy league.
Since the Salad Senate is no more that also means this will be the last issue of the Salad Senator, it was nice knowing you. Have a good time in the World of Warcraft and Happy APRIL FOOLS DAY
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