Salad Senator Issue 4

The Salad Senator
Official newspaper of the Salad Senate
Editor in Chief: Monsui
Issue 4: April 27th 2013


Second Course Almost Ready
Reporter: Dralfir

Recently the Salad Senate successfully added a nice crispy amber topping to the second course in the mission to protect Pandaria with a successful defeat of Amber Shaper Un'Sok, after a couple weeks attempting to get past him the team braced themselves and in the first attempt taught him that they are not to be trifled with.

The battle started with Un'Sok focusing his skills altering the genetic make-up of them and turning them into Amber monstrosities, the monstrosities were weakened to the point where the tanks could break free of the casing. After taking some damage the Amber Shaper stopped focusing on the tanks and unleashed his greatest creation a giant monstrosity of Amber. After a long fight the creature was defeated driving Un'Sok into a rage at the destruction of the monstrosity. The battle turned into a race for time as the Amber Shaper's will was so strong that the people could no longer break free from the Amber shells while he was alive.

The Salad Senate eventually prevailed and moved on to make the Dread Wastes safe for the Klaxxi once again so they can go back into hibernation to prepare for their usual cycle.


Editor's Note

I would like to apologize for the delay in the release of this issue. Me and our reporters have had a hectic month. We are hoping to get issues out on a more regular basis but cannot guarantee anything.


Shifting Sands Solidify
Reporter: Ditarenzu

This month the Salad Senator organizers Suxian and Salmacis made the decision that to help assure a minimum of communication issues they needed to appoint a Raid leader to be in charge during the time they were inside the raids. After much deliberation they settled on appointing SaintJim as the raid leader, they also chose to appoint Ayr as DPS lead and Booning was appointed to Heal lead.

The Salad Senator would like to congratulate all the new raid leaders and wish them much success and ibuprofen.