Salad Senator Issue 4

The Salad Senator
Official newspaper of the Salad Senate
Editor in Chief: Monsui
Issue 4: April 27th 2013


Second Course Almost Ready
Reporter: Dralfir

Recently the Salad Senate successfully added a nice crispy amber topping to the second course in the mission to protect Pandaria with a successful defeat of Amber Shaper Un'Sok, after a couple weeks attempting to get past him the team braced themselves and in the first attempt taught him that they are not to be trifled with.

The battle started with Un'Sok focusing his skills altering the genetic make-up of them and turning them into Amber monstrosities, the monstrosities were weakened to the point where the tanks could break free of the casing. After taking some damage the Amber Shaper stopped focusing on the tanks and unleashed his greatest creation a giant monstrosity of Amber. After a long fight the creature was defeated driving Un'Sok into a rage at the destruction of the monstrosity. The battle turned into a race for time as the Amber Shaper's will was so strong that the people could no longer break free from the Amber shells while he was alive.

The Salad Senate eventually prevailed and moved on to make the Dread Wastes safe for the Klaxxi once again so they can go back into hibernation to prepare for their usual cycle.


Editor's Note

I would like to apologize for the delay in the release of this issue. Me and our reporters have had a hectic month. We are hoping to get issues out on a more regular basis but cannot guarantee anything.


Shifting Sands Solidify
Reporter: Ditarenzu

This month the Salad Senator organizers Suxian and Salmacis made the decision that to help assure a minimum of communication issues they needed to appoint a Raid leader to be in charge during the time they were inside the raids. After much deliberation they settled on appointing SaintJim as the raid leader, they also chose to appoint Ayr as DPS lead and Booning was appointed to Heal lead.

The Salad Senator would like to congratulate all the new raid leaders and wish them much success and ibuprofen.

Salad Senator Special Issue 2

The Salad Senator

Editor in Chef: Monsui

Special Issue 2

Service Cancelled

Earlier today the Salad Senate was forced to disband under continuing pressure of being unable to resolve issues between mambers. Major complaints were of constant yelling at members from elemental Shaman Salmacis. Tank Dralfir was sited as being to much of a smartass for many members to deal with.

Priest Saintjim was cited as being power hungry and constantly trying to take over while the team was working through the heart of fear, while the other tank Stillup was questioned about why he could not live up to his name but failed to answer because he was on another corpse run. Booning spent most of the raid yelling at Suxian for having such poor heals yet the complaints coming in from some of the raid members claim that he was even below Hunteress in heals when she broke out a few linen bandages to help out.

The Hunter Salmek was trying to defend his outright thievery of Slamacis's name but was failing miserably. When asked for comment about the raid drama Slickrock failed to respond because he was to busy watching baseball for the fantasy league.

Since the Salad Senate is no more that also means this will be the last issue of the Salad Senator, it was nice knowing you. Have a good time in the World of Warcraft and Happy APRIL FOOLS DAY