The Salad Senator Special Issue 1

The Salad Senator Special Edition

Official Newspaper of the Salad Senate 
Editor in Chief: Monsui
Special Issue 1: March 20th, 2013

BIRD DROPPINGS

reported by Dralfir

Since the resurrection of Lei Shen the thunder king and the assault on his throne in order to show him once and for all that Pandaria is not his the Gnomes have been very busy. They have successfully simulated 6 of the powerful creatures one can find in the Throne of Thunder in order to help guilds prepare themselves for what they will face when they attempt to take on Lei Shen.

For the past two weeks members of the Salad Senate have charged in hoping to find items they can use to assist in fixing the other issues around Pandaria. The first week was slow going but eventually they prevailed, however last night they encountered a problem unlike they had encountered before.

To start the night they gathered 24 members of the Convert to Raid community including such big names as Fangnail himself, who is still quite popular in the community despite his infamous dealings with members of the horde. Some outfits have linked him to dealing of the hunter Zhug over on Earthen ring.

The team successfully managed to once again prevail over the first 3 bosses and continued on to the second test chamber set up by the Gnomes. There was some trouble getting by Tortos, but eventually they prevailed, after that they made short work of Megara after clearing through tons of mobs on the way to her. Another slog through mobs they found themselves face to face with Ji-Kun

This bird sadly proved to be too much for the team to take down especially considering the time it took to reach it, the bird was dropping the raid left and right and eventually it was called a bust as many of the members had to get some of that mystical stuff called sleep. Will the Salad Senate return to the Gnomish device? Only time will tell