"Greetings my fellow americans. Today is an auspicious day. The event we have been waiting for has finally come. Many thought that it would never happen, a hundred years ago no one even considered it possible. There were inklings back in the 60s during the rights movements.
Later today the United States will innaugurate a new president that is different from any other president before him. Great strides in this happened about 1000 years when Barack Obama became the first black president, despite the assassination attempt that was linked to his VP Biden, he served a full two terms. The elction of a woman next may be what helped our survival through the turmoil of the next few years and allowed for the expansion to the United states of the Americas we know today.
Wait, What what do you mean? You mean this is going to TWO thouand and nine? Not 3009, so the invasion doesn't even happen for another ten years, how could you let me read the speech for the wrong millenium. CUT THE FEED.
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